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Encouraging Audiobooks’ Comedy Clip of the Week: Martha Vs. Maxine
Click here to listen. Chuckle for the day! Martha vs Maxine *Martha’s Way* Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips. *Maxine’s Way * Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete’s sake! You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it, anyway! To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes. Buy Hungry Jack mashed potato mix, keep it in the pantry for up to a year. When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won’t be any white mess on the outside of the cake. Go to the bakery! They’ll even decorate it for you. If you accidentally over salt a dish while it’s still cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant “fix-me-up.” If you over salt a dish while you are cooking, that’s too bad. Please recite with me the real woman’s motto: “I made it and you will eat it and I don’t care how bad it tastes!” Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks. Celery? Never heard of it! Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish. The Mrs. Smith frozen pie directions do not include brushing egg whites over the crust so I don’t. Cure for headaches: take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away. Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink! If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy. Go ask that very cute neighbor if he can open it for you. Don’t throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces. Leftover wine??????????? HELLO !!!!!!! The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket.Do you realize that in about 40 years, we’ll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos?Money can’t buy happiness — but somehow it’s more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than in a Hyundai.Drinking makes some husbands see double and feel single.Living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.After a certain age, if you don’t wake up aching in every joint, you are probably dead.Well, I hope you enjoyed this week’s Comedy Clip of the Week, brought to you by Encouraging Audiobooks. If you would like to share some funny emails, audios or videos, please share them with the rest of the subscribers. Until next week, this is Penny Haynes, of 1st Podcast Publishing. [COMMENT]

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Nissan caves to Saudi threats
Still, Nissan, the oil-rich sheikhs await apologies; and now that you’ve conceded this much, prepare to go all the way, in good dhimmi fashion. “Nissan orders Israeli ally to pull commercial,” from Japan Times, August 9: …

THINKfuture 622 - The Campaign For Liberty - Obama And Gods Wrath - Male Suppression - Passport Follies>
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Ron Paul completes his presidential campaign and launches the Campaign For Liberty, please join if you continue to believe in limited, constitutional government. I wonder how long it will be before some preacher says that the reason Iowa is being hit now is due to them voting for Obama? Witness soccer moms suppressing their male children and letting their female children run wild. Way to tell kids from birth that women are better than men. Also, my passport stories - amazing differences between dealing with US/Canadian passport process.

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Wed, 19 September 2007 23:17:02 PDT
Chrysler Financial?s top execs step down
Just two weeks after Chrysler Financial announced that it was exiting the auto leasing business, the division?s top two executives have decided to step down. Chrysler Financial president and CEO Paul Knauss and company COO William Jones …